The Baddest, Funniest, Most Unapologetic Interplanetary Comic Series Ever Created!

 

Assholios is an insanely funny, 'horror-bly' original comic book, comprised from the interplanetary madness of Men in Black, the foul-mouthed humour of Ted and raucous attitude of Gremlins to create a wacky, horrific circus of chaos!

 


 

 

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The Beginning Of A Super Soldier...

Our story begins in a secret research facility, based on a distant planet, run by the even more secretive Clonia Corporation, where Dr Abraham Wise has been tasked with creating the first ever mutant super soldier. It’s supposed to be made up of a cross between human and alien DNA, it’s supposed to run smoothly. It’s supposed to be a lot of things, but as we soon discover, things don't always pan out quite as planned...

That Didn't Turn Out Quite As Planned...

When the big bosses at Clonia don't approve of the outcome of Wise’s experimentation, they threaten to pull the plug on his life’s work. Leaving Dr Wise, racing against time to save his beloved creation, by launching it towards Earth on a rustbucket of a spaceship, with Clonia hot on its tail…

As The Creation Tries To Escape... 

  ...a tail soon engulfed in flames when Clonia shoots down the fleeing ship while pursuing the escaped mutant, sending it crashing down to Earth... 

It Crash Lands On Earth In The Hands Of Our Hero...

…where one of our heroes stumbles across the smoking wreckage, finding a bizarre, alien cocoon inside. A cocoon which, when he makes the decision to take it home with him, looks set to change his life forever!

And The Assholios Are Unleashed On Earth!

Meanwhile, unknown to the Clonia forces and the world, more of these unholy creations had been stowed onboard the spaceship than anyone suspected. And now, they were unleashed deep in the forest, with just one mission -  protect the alien cocoons at all costs and unleash chaos upon anyone who crosses their path... Earth now stands on the precipice of an unpredictable storm: The Assholios.

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🚀 Unleash the Madness!  
 

Discover what makes Assholios so highly addictive and dangerously Entertaining!

✅ First Double Issue: Episode 1 & 2 (Back 2 Back)
✅70+ Mind-Blowing Color Pages by Top Indie Artists  
✅ Outrageous Dialogues & Wild Cast  
✅ Free Sneak Peek of Episode 3  
✅ Strong, Unfiltered Storyline  
✅ Signed Certificate of Authenticity for Limited Editions
✅ Free Bonus Sticker Pack  
✅ Kickstarter & Indiegogo Exclusive Cover  
✅ Early Booking Discounts & Goodies  

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Premier Limited Cover Edition

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Experience it Your Way!

Whether you're old-school and a fan of physical comic books, prefer digital eBooks, or love the innovative digital guided view, Assholios has you covered. Enjoy the madness, any way you want! 

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