"The Baddest, Funniest, and Most Unapologetic Interplanetary Comic Adventure Ever Created!"
"A downtrodden boy’s wish for an alien encounter to brighten his day turns into wild reality when a troublesome, butt-faced alien creature crash-lands into his life, unleashing chaos—and attracting forces determined to claim it back."
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Assholios is an insanely funny, 'horror-bly' original comic book, comprised from the interplanetary madness of Men in Black, the foul-mouthed humour of Ted and raucous attitude of Gremlins to create a wacky, horrific circus of chaos!
Wildest Cast Ever Assembled!
Dive into a realm filled with outrageous characters that'll leave you craving more. Each page introduces you to a wild, unique cast unlike any you've seen before.
Your Villains...
Dr. Evol Koont
Dr Evol Koont is a doctor from the grimmest half of the dark side. He has worked for Clonia, as a trusted colleague to Dr Wise and a right-hand man to Tho Vile.
Tho Vile
Tho Vile is the mastermind of Clonia. The executive director, with many facets to his character, some of them charming, some fierce, all utterly ruthless.
Agent Cobra & Threat Finder
If seduction had a face and brutality a body, Agent Cobra & Threat Finder would be it. A mix of femme fatal, special agent and dominatrix, Cobra makes Jessica Rabbit look like a nun.
Your Heroes...
Dr. Abraham Wise
Dr Abraham Wise is a scientific genius with the brain of a supercomputer and the sexual imagination of a frustrated teenager.
Fletcher Bing
In a story full of abnormal people and extraordinary creatures, Fletcher Bing is a rare moment of ‘normality’.
Punk Ass
Punk Ass is the closest thing Assholios will ever have to a half-brother. Created by Dr Wise through a mix of his own human DNA, and a mysterious alien donation.
And... Your SUPERHEROES?
Wise Ass, Bad Ass, Big Ass, Smart Ass, Mean Ass, The Assian, Freak Ass, Ass Chilles, and Dumb Ass. As a group, they’re as wild and mad as they sound. The creations of a fevered mind from a planet not nearly far enough away. These asses on legs make the 80's Gremlins look like innocent little choir boys!
More Than a Comic, It's a Rebellion!
Join this creative revolution and let us blow your mind by making the sort of rebellious series you've always wanted to read. Where good becomes superbad, and fights evil! Where all the jokes you were ever warned not to laugh at arrive one after the other. Where nothing, and we mean nothing, is off limits!
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Discover what makes it highly addictive and dangerously Entertaining!
✅ First Double Issue: Episode 1 & 2 (Back 2 Back)
✅70+ Mind-Blowing Color Pages by Top Indie Artists
✅ Outrageous Dialogues & Wild Cast
✅ Free Sneak Peek of Episode 3
✅ Strong, Unfiltered Storyline
✅ Signed Certificate of Authenticity for Limited Editions
✅ Free Bonus Sticker Pack
✅ Kickstarter & Indiegogo Exclusive Cover
✅ Early Booking Discounts & Goodies
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Every Collector's Wet Dream!
We supply you with the thing guaranteed to make a great investment: a highly collectible, first issue, super exclusive cover edition fully personalized and signed by both creators of all this chaos—the man who invented Assholios, and the man who invented the man who invented Assholios! It's all going to be the dog's bollocks!
Experience it Your Way!
Whether you're a fan of traditional physical comic books or prefer the convenience of digital eBooks with innovative guided view, Assholios has you covered. Enjoy the madness in your preferred format!
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